Cleaned out a NASTY trailer and the fridge opened when we were taking it to the dump pile....
MAGGOTS GALORE!!!!!!! big black ones straight up dancing on rancid meat & veggies.
Lunch time??? Yummy.
"I'll kick down the door!! In the name of Jesus! Handcuff him to his wheelchair & say 'you can't roll away from God forever!'"
-a quote from Leonard, on his plan to bring Cedric to church.
Sounds like a solid plan to me.
DJ came to church and absolutely LOVED it, are we shocked?? Honestly, yes... some of the speakers are INTERESTING to say the least.
Overheard him talking about us to a member "Those sisters man, they sure are PERSISTENT!! They wouldn't stop reaching out & I got tired of making excuses."
YEAH BUDDY!!! CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP.
Andrae said church felt like home.
Greenly, my 4 year old best friend, got caught trying to throw away her full plate of food!! I had her BACK & ate her roll for her after her dad yelled at her. He still doesn't know & NEVER will.
Take that Brother Saxon!
Greenly doesn't eat "trash bread!!" but I will.
Found out I want a pet pig!
To my future children reading my weekly emails!!!! REMIND ME THAT I WANT ONE!!!!
Don't let me say no, keep asking.
& If your name isn't billy, let's name the pig billy.
HAVE YOU GUYS HAD THE OATMEAL CREAM PIE BLUE BELL ICE CREAM???????
Game changer. Move to the south ASAP and snag some of your very own.
Turned Sister Garcia into a short haired GODDESS, who needs a haircut??? I'm ready.
We had a testimony meeting at ZOCO right before we did role plays for THREE hours........
SPIRITUAL BANGER.
I love love love bearing my testimony. If you haven't done it in a while, go share it!!!!!
This gospel is REAL & GOOD and everyone needs to know it.
WRITE ME!
SISTER STRANGLER
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